The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of A hardworking family, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.