The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving so-called new age travellers.

In the glorious days of Paul Dacre, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to so-called new age travellers getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..