Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.