The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders engaging in steamy sex romps was a homeowner who today said the day of the yob is upon us.