Homosexuals have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Lala from the teletubbies said of homosexuals, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!"

Homosexuals made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.