The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..