Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow coloureds such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but coloureds have this week been revealed as sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps coloureds would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Theresa May who this week said, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is acceptable behaviour.