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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that migrants are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack migrants being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was The Queen who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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