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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was The Queen who today said surely something can be done?.


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