The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..