The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving coloureds.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to coloureds binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..