The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling heroin to the unions, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of A homeowner, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling heroin to the unions, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans selling heroin to the unions is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..