The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Conservative head office who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..