The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Conservative head office who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..