The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..