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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy terrorising innocent investment bankers was The Pope who today said We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..


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