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I’m not racist but surely allowing anarchists calling themselves the Wombles to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Terrorising innocent investment bankers is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles aren’t terrorising innocent investment bankers in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. An unnamed source agrees with me, saying today, "kill the poor".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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