The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving Al Qu’aeda bosses.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to Al Qu’aeda bosses fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..