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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are getting away with arson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths getting away with arson was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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