The Mail has learned that the unions are responsible for smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself.

Has the world gone mad? The unions are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Lala from the teletubbies, who said "the day of the yob is upon us"