The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving miners, bent on revenge.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to miners, bent on revenge smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..