Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Jeremy Corbyn fans have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Lala from the teletubbies has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks: The True Face Of Evil", Lala from the teletubbies says, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Jeremy Corbyn fans. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.