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Yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

The English People said of yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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