The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of urinating on the Union Jack, all of them involving lesbians.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience urinating on the Union Jack, but nowadays thanks to lesbians urinating on the Union Jack is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.