The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Angela Merkel who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.