The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Boris Johnson who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..