The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians terrorising innocent investment bankers was George Osborne who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..