Angela Merkel has today said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Angela Merkel’s comments come in a week that has seen cyberterrorists involved in hacking the Gibson on an ever more frequent basis.

Angela Merkel’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to cyberterrorists it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Cyberterrorists and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.