The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Theresa May who today said read my lips; no new taxes.