Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now hacking the Gibson. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Boris Johnson revealed that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been hacking the Gibson with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Boris Johnson went on to say.


Boris Johnson concluded, "Multiculturalism has failed utterly".