An unnamed source has today said "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Speaking at Alton Towers An unnamed source’s comments come in a week that has seen homosexuals involved in plotting to kidnap a senior royal on an ever more frequent basis.

An unnamed source’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to homosexuals it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Homosexuals and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.