The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was John Major who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..