The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts looting and pillaging supermarkets was Angela Merkel who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..