The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Anne Widdecombe who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.