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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals drilling for oil in one family's back garden was some bloke in the pub who today said new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..


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