The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving insane Brussels bureaucrats.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to insane Brussels bureaucrats smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..