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Some bloke in the pub has today said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Some bloke in the pub’s comments come in a week that has seen Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

Some bloke in the pub’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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