The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..