The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said the lady’s not for turning.