Conservative head office has today said "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace involved in being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.