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The Queen has today said "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Queen’s comments come in a week that has seen Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum involved in plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life on an ever more frequent basis.

The Queen’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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