The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was James May who today said we are a grandmother.