The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said the day of the yob is upon us.