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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now setting fire to libraries. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Jacob Rees-Mogg revealed that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been setting fire to libraries with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Jacob Rees-Mogg went on to say.


Jacob Rees-Mogg concluded, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".


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