Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, David Cameron revealed that the poor have been setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for the poor.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." David Cameron went on to say.


David Cameron concluded, "I like sponge".