I’m not racist but surely allowing gangs of children, some still in their prams to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Eating babies is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gangs of children, some still in their prams aren’t eating babies in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells agrees with me, saying today, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.