Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Paul Dacre has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks: The True Face Of Evil", Paul Dacre says, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.