The Queen has today said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Queen’s comments come in a week that has seen the poor involved in sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone on an ever more frequent basis.

The Queen’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to the poor it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. The poor and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.