The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that migrants are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack migrants pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Richard Littlejohn who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..