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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of looting and pillaging supermarkets, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience looting and pillaging supermarkets, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum looting and pillaging supermarkets is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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